well it all started when you and your mom saw a squirrel. but then the squirrel ran and you were like nooooooo! and your mom was like, you'll get an ice cream. and then there was a bear who ate your ice cream so you got angry. then a little red apple came out of your ears and hit your mom. your mom was now bleeding and then a unicorn came and stuck a stick in the ass and then hung him above a fire. but the bear didn't like that and you hit him with a pillow untill the bear went away. the unicorn said to you that you were beautiful and then he barft a rainbow. on the other end of the rainbow there was a little dwarf with a green hat and a pot of gold. he said MERRY CHRISMAS and you said but it's easter and then you all died of gold poisoning. THE END


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