times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad)

sh3s-my-win0na:

watergirl1996:

One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Yeah wtf Pete you’re supposed to be showing your arms

sh3s-my-win0na:

watergirl1996:

One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Yeah wtf Pete you’re supposed to be showing your arms