well it all started when you and your mom saw a squirrel. but then the squirrel ran and you were like nooooooo! and your mom was like, you'll get an ice cream. and then there was a bear who ate your ice cream so you got angry. then a little red apple came out of your ears and hit your mom. your mom was now bleeding and then a unicorn came and stuck a stick in the ass and then hung him above a fire. but the bear didn't like that and you hit him with a pillow untill the bear went away. the unicorn said to you that you were beautiful and then he barft a rainbow. on the other end of the rainbow there was a little dwarf with a green hat and a pot of gold. he said MERRY CHRISMAS and you said but it's easter and then you all died of gold poisoning. THE END

 

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

(Source: iwastesomuchtime.com)

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

stunningpicture:

My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.

are you telling me this isnt a cartoon piano

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

stunningpicture:

My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.

are you telling me this isnt a cartoon piano

hurleyvxv:

The only thing I could think of while looking at these pictures was “growing up, growing up”.

I’m crying.

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

You’d still be broke

thetasrose:

wholetjackdrive:

breakfastburritoe:

mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon

does that mean they’ll be the size of the moon

You could ‘cause you can so you do.